We will be holding a public meeting to elect KRISTY RENEE ANDERSON as Mayor of Webster, Indiana.
Although Webster does not currently have the position of Mayor in its governmental books, KRISTY has vowed to rewrite those books! She's ready to move in, clean up, and take initials (she said she doesn't have time for full names).
Where does she stand on immigration? terrorism? ice cream sundaes? We'll get these and other probing questions answered at the upcoming debate. Her opponent? None other than, um, no one! (Everyione is too scared to run against her!)
Therefore, I implore you vote for change, vote for integrity, vote for KRISTY RENEE ANDERSON, for your next Mayor of Webster! Vote early, and vote often!
Paid for by those wishing to keep Kristy on their good side.
Merry Christmas 2021
2 years ago
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OK OK I AM UNOFFICIALY , OPPS IS THAT A WORD , GOING TO B HER BACK-UP PERSON THAT DOES TAKE NAMES AND NUMBERS. IF YOU WANT YOUR TOWN CLEANED UP NOT CLEANED OUT , YOU BETTER VOTE FOR KRISTY RENEE ANDERSON , OR BETTER YET ALL WRITE IN VOTES ARE BETTER , WE CAN COUNT FASTER THAT THE MACHINES AND ADD A LOT FASTER. SO A VOTE FOR KRISTY IS A VOTE FOR HONESTY AND [HEH HEH] LOWER TAXES. AINT THAT RITE KRISTY??????/ GRAN
Darn straight, Gran! In a later blog, I'll let you know where I stand on immigration (I'm against it, unless you do it the legal way) terrorism (I'd fly a million miles to smoke a camel) and whatever else I can think of! Thank you, Rett, for your endorsement! I appreciate that! hahaha That is great!
Oh, and as for ice cream sundaes...I prefer just plain vanilla soft serve in a cup.
I vote for Kristy
I'm for the ice cream idea
Immigration, can't comment
Terrorism "Bad"
You go girl, get that town in order!!
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